Wednesday, April 22, 2009

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

sorry pixels, but this blog is currently under construction'
hopefully I will have something really cool in the end

cheers!

About that lizard post and Fredrick!

Wow, that lizard post... talk about long winded and hard to read... yikes.

I apologize pixels, didn't mean to bore you to tears... that's if you guys were capable of human emotion of course. Right.

Anyways, thinking about going back to school again but for medical training, it lasts for 9 months... BIG decision.
How say you pixels? How say you lord†?

Hopefully I can figure this out.

Lets move on shall we? Yes we will, my dear pixels.
Here's a picture I sketched back in October '08 as a self promotion for this bohemian science fair in San Francisco... I never made it there cause I ended up getting a real job in San Fran!
~sigh~
Anyways, It's actually part of some other "science" themed animal pictures I did.
This one in particular is my favorite because it can depict two things:
A) A nurse (Lady) to a mad scientist flirts with the monster (Frederick) or
B) The mad scientist flirts with her creation.
which ever you find most appealing!

So I have provided the painted version and the original scan, just for comparison.
By the way I painted the smoke from his cigarette but I left it out for aesthetic reasons.
CHEERS!

Frederick and Lady_paintedFrederick and Lady_scan

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Okay so... one more!

Hooda Laali!
I'm just posting just one more for today...
Not like it matters... the Blogger servers and the pixels on my Flatron are the only ones who are actually viewing my art.

*mimics pistol to head*

Here's some more concept art for one of my brother's short films. It was actually for the same project that I made the ApocBeast for.

Enjoy corporate servers and pixels!

Male Freedom Fighter

BORED with Jiffy and Fran

I'm so ferociously bored it actually makes me physically ill!

AAAAAAHHHHH!

I'm no neurosurgeon but I'm pretty sure the neurons in my brain have stopped firing off...

I think I might legally be a zombie, this could be a good thing though! Perhaps I don't have to pay taxes!? We'll see.

Anyways, here's a cheap colored drawing I did of one of my favorite characters, Jiffy (plus his transvestite girlfriend, Fran)



Saturday, April 4, 2009

NES Swabing Accident

Whoops...
So for many a year I have noticed that there was some black sticky glue like residue underneath my NES (That's the Nintendo Entertainment System to the laymen) specifically near that plastic plate thing (that can detached). So I busted out an old tooth brush, a bottle of Goo Gone, Windex, and a Vacuum (for the dust under the plate) then had at it. The battle was - a success! But...

I noticed that the small hinged door in the front of my NES was slightly yellow... I was really hoping it wasn't sun bleached. So since I was already doing general maintenance to the NES, I figured I rub off what ever that stuff was with a cotton swab dipped in alcohol.

Well as my luck would have it, I accidentally rubbed the beginning of the red logo right off! FUDGE! (gave cursing up for Lent... so pardon my non french). So I rubbed the rest of the logo off to make it look even. Might as well, right?
Right.

My nerd senses started tingling... in agitation. I just stared at the stupid mistake with sympathy. Oh well, at least the system still works...
sort of.

NES Swabing Acident

Friday, April 3, 2009

The Funk

That's what I call this dreadful dirge of a mood.
Some days (and nights) my slight depression, extreme loneliness, and my self loathing fuse into a poisonous cocktail... and it creates this.
This ridiculous and pitiful frame that I often wonder into, it's sicking and mind numbing.
I hate myself more for even... being here.

I can feel that lump in my throat... like I want to cry.
I can feel that pressure in my chest... like I want to yell.
I can feel my brain subtract... and that's when the will to live becomes much more clear.

Fortunately (or is it unfortunately?) I'm a very pious man...and for the most part too shrewd.
And I cant stand the thought of never seeing my Brothers and Mother again.
It would be selfish. It would be stupid.

But good lord. I feel so loathsome and useless, I'd rather live the life of a snail then carry on as this train wreck of a human being. I just want to be gone and never be remembered... as not to upset the people I have known.

This funk. It's selfish.
I hate who I have become in recent years.
I wish I was somebody else.
I just fantasize about being off in the heavens flying past the cosmos and to see his splendor.
Having the cool wind splash my face. My body and mind finally feeling liberated and free.

But Instead I'm here.
Wasting resources, being a nuisance, being lame.
I just need to sleep it off.